bad egg

A mischeivious person, harmless in nature, but always up to be'n a brat.

Chump are you stupid, your putting Michelle in charge of the batchlors party, you know she is a bad egg...you'll end get'n a lap dance from a Grannie!

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

egg bound

To be fecally challenged. Descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the turtles head becomes a sisyphean struggle.

I'm sorry I can't copme to the phone right now, but I over indulged myself at the dukes buffet last night, I'm affraid I'm totally fucking egg bound

(HRH Answering machine)

by HPnSauce July 16, 2004

Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

roached egg

small multi-colour plastic egg containing a roll of 50 pieces of roach material

keeps said roach dry & safe.

"10 benson, king size silver rizla & a roached egg please m8"

by Justine Thyme April 9, 2009

hobo eggs

Noun. Also called "hobo" "hobos" "egg-in-a-hole" or "one eyed Egyptians." A breakfast dish prepared by buttering a piece of bread on both sides, cutting a hole in the middle with a biscuit cutter, then placing the bread in a fry pan and breaking an egg into the hole. The round piece of bread, cut by the biscuit cutter, is cooked in the pan along with the hobo.

We had hobo eggs for brekfast.

by Hobo aficionado December 26, 2005

Creme Egg

When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.

While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd

by Pshicko May 16, 2011

Eggs Benedict

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time

by SteelBite November 13, 2011