by Krissi-Lyn July 14, 2005
A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.
Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
by Charlie Tang July 07, 2005
by techstep April 04, 2006
by varn_ix July 17, 2008
A tender act in which a couple engages in anal intercourse inmediately after the recipient of penis is done defecating, before wiping, all while singing along to "Foolish Beat".
by Slappypants Magee September 24, 2009
When one takes a dump in a large body of water such as a pool or lake while actually in the body of water. this has sub categories of floater and sinker. floaters obviously float, which is a hard task to produce the appropriate density and buoyancy necessary to float.
This is not to be confused with a depth charge which is where one drops feces into a large body of water from outside it such as off a dock or pier.
This is not to be confused with a depth charge which is where one drops feces into a large body of water from outside it such as off a dock or pier.
"I just took a major aqua dump and it was a floater. it had to be the corn I ate earlier."
"Dude, don't depth charge it, if you gotta go, aqua dump it."
"Dude, don't depth charge it, if you gotta go, aqua dump it."
by Maria Campos December 01, 2009
"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"
by Dude Grease October 03, 2006