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mullet dress

A dress that is long in the back in short in the front
Laura's dad spent a lot of money on her mullet dress.
by tiffany March 22, 2005
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Alabama Swamp Drops

A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.
After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.

I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011
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Drobs

Expression stemming from an abbreviation of French "De Rien Oui Bien Sûr", which means 'You're welcome, yeah, of course!'

Can be used to assure someone that something, certainly, has posed no problem at all.
Person A: Thank you so much for saving my babies from that alligator!
Person B: Aw, drobs.
by Daan R. January 20, 2009
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Dean of Dapper Dress

1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.

Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.
1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.

2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.

3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off
by rbmuny January 28, 2009
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Dressage Queen

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.
A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)
by Elessar266 November 16, 2006
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Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011
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salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.
by stillborndesires April 7, 2005
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