get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011

dockery

FAG!!!a guy who likes to have sexual relations with other guys

man, that dude is a dockery.

by fugazzi October 1, 2006

Doghead

A person who is utterly stupid and cocky, just like a dog.

"Hamish is a doghead"

by JJMWOFFA707 December 8, 2015

Dochedawg

Dochedawg is an Australian man notorious for raping the wildlife of the Australian outback. Dochedawg takes a particular liking to the Wallabys due to the fact they are very small and helpless and cannot fight back, and the red Kangaroo due to the fact they do fight back and that he likes the way they resist and completely slut him out because he likes to be submissive and not in control like a good boy.

Dochedawg is like the boogeyman for the poor wallabys!

by HydratedHampster March 23, 2025

lily docherty

people use the words lily docherty to describe something being plump

“look at that strawberry it’s nice and plump!”
lily docherty means plump, juicy, fat

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dachevs

The joyfull act of takeing a dump on your partners face.

John and Sophy decided to make love tonight, but not untill John gave Sophy a dachevs! MMMMM she loves dachevs

by Dr Dachevs October 12, 2008

Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010