When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.
Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.
by BGDH January 28, 2008
Get the Dingleberry Plow mug.Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
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by Neezle October 18, 2008
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"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."
by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011
Get the Dinglebeardies mug.Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".
The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.
by icegeek March 24, 2012
Get the Dingle-bling mug.The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
by cobbler4u July 19, 2013
Get the Dingle Cobbler mug.shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.
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