the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003

Pump a deuce

to have a bowel movement; to shit

Would you be mad if I pump a deuce at your place?

by Ponny Ponz August 27, 2006

Deuce of Clubs

A pair of fists.

I'm gonna lay my deuce of clubs down on you.

by Osha February 19, 2009

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.

"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"

by dkyard May 22, 2009

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 19, 2009

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010