Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023

desert hills highschool

The white preppy school or also known as the high class rich kids, the daddy money school of southern Utah.

Did you hear about the cheerleaders in desert hills highschool!

by Unmormonator October 28, 2021

Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence

Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps

by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018

Deserter

Someone that abandons their people and what they should do.

You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021