Roller Derby Scowl

When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!

Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!

by Peter Rooter August 18, 2025

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight

Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.

by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022