The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
Get the Hypocritis Disease mug.Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
by ChadEthan May 12, 2021
Get the Virgin Disease mug.A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
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Get the Sami Disease mug.Ligma (greek: λίγμα) is a rare and very dangerous disease which seems to only infect Fortnite streamers and CEOs of successful companies. Famous people who have sadly died of Ligma include but are not limited to: Steve Jobs, Ninja and Joe. Ligma spreads through the air, but also infects people by water.
Person 1: "It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma (Disease)"
Person 2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
Person 2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
by akkostol October 31, 2022
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Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009
Get the Chronic Jané Disease mug.The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009
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