cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

Cunt Bucket

This term refers to someone excessively cowardly to the point that you can't just call them a pussy

Trevor is such a cunt bucket, he can't fight without his "SQUAD"

by Black Lightning69587 November 23, 2016

cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.

Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.

by ms_behaven January 26, 2018

Cunt Gun

Slang for phallus or penis (A play on the fact that a penis shoots into a vagina)

1. He used his Cunt Gun on me
2. He Cunt Gunned me the other night

by Gallant The GOAT February 28, 2020

Cunt pong

a game similar to beer pong except that you don't have to be 21 to play it

Jimmy is playing cunt pong with Ana

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt

You.

You are a Cunt.

by wdvnsjsjd July 31, 2021