Clonch

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.

I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.

by Woodrow J November 9, 2010

Crench

A very smooth poon

That pussy is crench af

by Poononastick September 5, 2016

Crinching

Chewing your cheeks

I was crinching ealier today in the privacy of my home-office.

by chrinchers December 23, 2010

conch shell

right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo

yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it

by michael/mclovin November 11, 2007

Conch

only a moron thinks its a pussy
its really a helmet!

Dude: im wearing a giant conch!

by Isaac-s friend May 14, 2003

Chonch

-A yellow ooze that turns to crust.
Comes from a rotten Vag.

-A derogatory name used for people that are "easy" or "loose"

-A breed of horse

Steve- "Damn, that chonch is hot."

Brian- "You dont want any of those used goods"

by KyleDenuzzo December 16, 2008

conchita

A man who cleans and cooks for you.

He's a real Conchita, he spent the entire morning cleaning around the house

by quelleconne February 20, 2011