Caper

A testicle from the world's smallest mammal, Craseonycteris thonglongyai. Capers are only gathered under a blue moon from the hours of midnight to 2 AM. Although Capers originate in Thailand from the Kitti's hog-nosed bat, they are shipped worldwide and marketed as a delicacy. (Do not confuse with dingleberry.)

The capers on my $45 flatbread dish were pickled in a brine solution.

by Doyouknowwhatyouareeating July 18, 2018

Crapenstein

A person that makes many trips to the bathroom in a day! They also have agonized looks as if they were a monster!

I knew with the continuous stream of flatulence, he was a real CRAPENSTEIN!

by Mountainchik December 30, 2018

Crape

The act of raping your cousin

Brewgene craped at the family barbecue last year.

by ENH February 25, 2019

Crappered

Crapper (base word) - someone who regularly shits theirselves.

Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.

"Aww man! That homeless man just Crappered on me!"

by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022

purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

Angry crager

When you have sex with a girl that is too hot for you.

Did you hear about bill hooking up with sherry? Man he gave her the old "angry crager".

by Bhole January 21, 2014

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017