Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.

"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."

by richard fox June 2, 2007

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009