crank sesh

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

crangry

a combination of crusty and angry

Tom: "Oh you're on your period? no wonder you're so crangry"
Mildred: *stabs Tom in the throat with her stilleto*

by themsim September 5, 2013

crank it out

Get shit done

i need you to get busy and crank it out

by PrimeNick February 11, 2014

crank it up and rip the knob off

An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.

Boombox: (song starts playing)
Guy: This is my favorite! Crank it up and rip the knob off!

by Amethyst Watermelon September 5, 2016

cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017

Crank Bank

A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.

Buyer “Yo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10”

Dealer “Nah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bank”

Buyer “ain’t that just a trap house?”

Dealer “Bitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out nigga”

by Bish whettt? June 15, 2019