Couch Time

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.

1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.

by advocatus August 16, 2008

couch

a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.

She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.

by vincent price March 7, 2004

sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008

couch and loveseat

Term used to describe a fat chick and a hot chick

"Look at the couch and loveseat over there"

**can substitute "sectional" or overstuffed chair" for couch if she's really fat

by Donny C April 9, 2003

Couch Potato

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"

Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?

by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010

couch pussy

The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.

What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.

by Ihama Kocsuka August 4, 2006

macramed to the couch

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

by Webster1988 September 23, 2008