compatriot

2nd Definition:
A patriotic member of any service connected military group,
or military historical group. The form of address of
such members.

Compatriot (Name) distinguished the Color Guard Unit.
We are proud of the compatriot's service.

by Nicholas Howard November 9, 2007

Comcasted

Verb

Being screwed by a Monopoly

Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."

Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"

by Rabbitredb October 9, 2014

kink compatible

When two or more people have a kink or kinks in common

"Yeah, me and him are kink compatible; we both like being called daddy and being tied up!"

by it is Wednesday June 6, 2016

Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex

"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)

by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017

combatative

A sophisticated way to describe someone who takes pleasure in arguing

Stay out of Lauren's way when she's feeling combatative

by NoiseBot May 27, 2008

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.

I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?

by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008