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just swell ... ................
due this burger isnt hurting my heart enough, here sprinkle cocaine on it
cocaine by Jessen Fox March 17, 2005

pediatric cocaine 

a term growing popular in the medical world.

the Drug Ritalin, in the long run is shown to have some parallel effects as rock cocaine when ingested or crushed/snorted.

a.k.a. Ritalin.

a great way to fuck up your kid. used in schools as a control drug, it isolates the part of the brain that controls how much energy you regulate. when ingested, it works as a rather VERY effective downer, then has all the effects of the street drug, Speed, after about 8 hours. after the period of the drug's potency, the effect wears off, and your child will act like a nitrous'd car: nearly impossible to restrain.

the best way to deal with ADD/ADHD is just to cope with it. accept the fact that your child is different.

people who believe this helps their kids need to be shot or lynched.
a better and similar definition for pediatric cocaine is under speed

cocaine and waffles 

1.when something in all ways does not belong with each other.

2.something random.
1. that couple is cocaine and waffles, bitch.

2.

person 1: PUPPIES!
person 2: dude, that was cocaine and waffles.
cocaine and waffles by lady rawrness September 19, 2009

Cocaine Fetish 

Whats up bro , you in love i see, yea bro i gotta cocaine fetish you already kno.
Cocaine Fetish by Amgdaartist April 23, 2013
When a Wench is giving you a job. When You About To Cum You Put That Shit In Her Nose Then Make Her Snort It...

Originated in Houston Texas When Joshua Del Rio
sucking Dick In The Bayou When The Man

ask ed him if he Wanted Cockcaine But He Misunderstood What He Said For Cocaine...he Said Yeah.
So the Man Came Up His Nose.
I Gave That Bitch Munchkin some of that Cockcaine.

When She Snorted that shit she Was tearing up then she sac Taped me.

cocaine dick smack 

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner
Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.