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vocal coach 

(n.) one who teaches how to use their vocal cords for singing and melody
(n.) a singing teacher
To prepair for my latest concert, my vocal coach gave me tips on how to reach higher notes.
My vocal coach is my former music teacher from high school.
I often wonder why I became the celebrity and my vocal coach didn't.
Me: I want to be able to sing louder, can you help me?
Vocal Couch: Absolutely! Now, have you tried bringing your voice to the front of your mouth instead of the back of you throat?...
vocal coach by Blastoistion December 30, 2014
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drama coach 

Is a person who works overtime to create more drama for themself or others.
Why is that couple still having that silly argument? Cuz Bill is their drama coach. He keeps butting in with his two cents.
drama coach by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013

Head Ball Coach

Stephen Orr Spurrier, head football coach of The University of South Carolina and former coach at The University of Florida and Duke University. Sometimes also referred to as the Ole Ball Coach. Could mean any head football coach when written in all lower case.
The Head Ball Coach is best known for bringing a high-powered passing attack to the SEC, giving UF's football stadium the nickname "The Swamp", winning the Heisman Trophy, and recruiting alcoholic quarterbacks.
Head Ball Coach by EdistoBro January 1, 2012

Boach Coach 

The short bus used for the transportation of Boaches to and from their Boach school.
Corky rode the Boach Coach every morning to school.
Boach Coach by franky b January 6, 2008

Put me in coach! 

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.
Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"
Put me in coach! by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009

Coochie Coach 

A women who directs and controls all of her friends
made famous by comic De Ray Davis
Man at the club: Hey, you tryin' to get out of her
Girl he was directly speaking to" of cour--
Coochie Coach: No, she's fine, we're all fine!
Coochie Coach by weirdeclectic July 25, 2011

Lacrosse coach 

The most heartwarmingly frightening kind of coach. A lacrosse coach always shows his/her love for their players, but when you don't do what they ask, can turn into the thing you fear most. Lacrosse coaches are different from regular coaches in that they're coaching a "niche sport" but don't let that fool you, they'll train your butt off like a football coach and tell you to sprint around four different fields in 8 minutes. If you don't make it in 8 minutes, do it again! Still can't do it? Down on the ground! Now try again! A Lacrosse coach will mercilessly make you pay for eating junk before practice. Some are really nice, while others just enjoy the whistle. Some are like a den-mother, while others are tough to get along with.

The truth is, lax coaches are the epitome of tough-love, but the most prominent part of them is the way they're frighteningly kind and will stick up for you when you need it. They're on your side whether you like it or not. It's not just all yelling and tough-love, but a lot of nurturing that goes along with teaching a bunch of kids how to work hard without taking shortcuts.
Friend #1:Dude, you going to go over to the bonfire? I hear there's going to be tons of beer.
Friend #2: I can't dude, I got lax practice today.
*Friend #2 goes to bonfire anyway and meets up with Friend #1 after practice the next day*
Friend #1: Dude! What happened to you're legs?

Friend #2: My lacrosse coach made me sprint up bleachers 9 times, around the field 12 times, and I had to do so many crunches that my stomach feels like there's a hole in it.
Friend #1: Dude...I guess he didn't like your reason for skipping last night, did he?
Friend #2:....No, just another day of practice...You think I should tell him about last night though?
Lacrosse coach by Tamar2 April 6, 2014