Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

clintonator

an all round top shagger someone who will basically shag any girl with a pulse

friend1: go on fred shag fuck out her
friend2: he going to clintonator the fuck out them?

friend1: too right he just doesnt give a fuck what girl hes humping as long as its got a heartbeat.

by amercianboy57 July 7, 2017

Clinton

When, for some reason, your partner who you've had sex with in the past denies you of sex this time.

"Hey did you and that girl hook up again?"
"No I got clintoned. I got back to her house and started taking my clothes off, but she just wanted to go to sleep."

by rydog1028 February 4, 2018

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Client zoned

To be client zoned is when someone who was thought of as a friend politely rejects another's interest in a friendly relationship by maintaining the formality of business etiquette.

I thought of the contractor we hired for our project as a friend, but when I invited them to coffee they clearly had client zoned me based on their reply that they don't meet with clients outside the office and would prefer to stick to e-mail for work communication.

by DrMeuser July 7, 2018

Clinting

When slapping a Brazzer logo on any picture and calling it a “meme”. This only works when it something sexually suggestive in a comedic way however can also make no sense just to build your meme profile.

Brazzer logo... pic “clinting”

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 8, 2021