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Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016
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cleptoexo

A psychotic ex who steals random possessions.
My cleptoexo find his way inside my house again and stold my panties.
by MelAngie September 10, 2016
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Cletto clett Clettus Lettuce cleetus Cleft Chettle chetto clatter chetty cleats

cleetirous

"Damn bobby you did done destroyed that cleetirous last night"
by DoucheNozMcgee December 12, 2016
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chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast
Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?
by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017
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cleftman

Direct English counterpart of 'Schisandra', that is, another way of saying the Greek compound.
Schisandra is the genus name, family is the Schisandraceae, derives from the Greek 'schisis' and 'andros' - which mean 'crevice' and 'man' in reference to the cleft on the stamen of some varieties.
Cleftman berry boosts your health.
by Sanmayce June 5, 2017
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Cleft Nut

HES FINE AS HELL but i heard he has a have a cleft nut....
by Deadasshoe August 10, 2017
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Cleeter

A very descriptive image of THE cletus McFarland, just so happens to make one individual very happy and the beloved individual expresses the thrill by placing a penis in the bottom left corner of the Mona Lisa like image
Cleeter
by Cleeter March 23, 2019
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