check out

To look at someone's features in order to determine that person's level of sexual attractiveness and the extent to which you would like to chuck it in her/have him chuck it in you.

After I nailed her little sister and didn't call back, Kim went on a major bitching tirade. I didn't mind though, since she was wearing a low-cut shirt and it gave me a good chance to check out her amazing rack.

by Nick D March 8, 2006

vibe check

to check someones vibe, state of mind or mood

or just to harass

person 1:
person 2: h-
person 1: vibe check.

by Meraki October 16, 2019

check it bleed

an expression or exclamation used to see a person's point or what he is trying to explain
First used in Airplane II, The Sequel and The Bill Cosby Show

Yo, check it bleed! Da hoes was up and da pimps was down at that sick party last weekend!

by Bubbe September 12, 2005

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

Checking Scores

Masturbating while pretending to check sports scores in the bathroom.

Hey what are you doing in there?
Checking scores ;) (Fap fap fap fap)

by HollywoodUFC October 13, 2011

Checkup from the neck up

Suggesting this is a way of saying someone is talking or acting crazy. Used to express disbelief, skepticism, or simple mocking. Indicates a level of ridicule serious enough to move the subject away from what the other person has said, and onto the state of mind of the speaker.

"If you think you can get away with driving 50 more miles with the 'Empty' light on, you need a checkup from the neck up."

by Feb July 30, 2008

check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

by tamUHra November 1, 2011