why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by Rob July 23, 2005

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

cartso

Polari word for cock, deriving from the Italian "cazzo" with the same meaning.

His cartso was too fat for my arse. Ouch!

by DavidAdventurer July 13, 2003

Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above

Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.

by the_isa September 2, 2019