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Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.
P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.
by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018
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carrotjuicesixnine

Urban defines carrot juice as “A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive” But i can tell you she doesn’t have freckles or red hair. Instead shes an absolute asian gem that anybody would be lucky to know. Even though shes small shes a beast at everything she does including iPhone games. Shes also incredibly stylish but looks great in anything.
Aye you see her? She got that carrotjuicesixnine thiccness
by youreprettycool November 23, 2018
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carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.
This carrot has a super long carrot beard.
by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019
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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot
by WeebKury May 26, 2020
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carrot

a carrot
person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot
by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020
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Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago
Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure
by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020
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