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cahootee

1. (singular and plural) A mark or marks left on the neck of anyone with whom one cahoots.

2. (plural) The willies (fillings of uneasiness), shakes, sweats or chills one gets before, during or after cahooting.

3. (singular) A lone chill, willie, shake, or sweat.
My honey gave me that cahootee while we were having sex.

When political candidates and the news media are in cahoots they give everyone else the cahootees.
by Patrick Eberhart September 12, 2008
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Capon

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."
by BeastlyR April 10, 2013
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al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.
guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."
by wang king June 9, 2007
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hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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Cajones

Cajónes
Spanish pronunciation: (kaˈ'xon 'is)
Noun.

1.) NOUN: Slang for "testicles".

2.) NOUN: To "use" them, is to possess strength and bravery.

3.) NOUN (PLURAL): A spanish plywood box drum used by slapping the front face with the hands.
1.) No, I'm not a virgin - I use my cajones.

2.) Stick up for yourself.

2) The Afro-Peruvian band beat on their cajones as onlookers watched in amazement.
by Durichko August 1, 2010
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Canonically

A word to describe how two people are shipped.
Korra and Asami are canonically bisexual
by canonically October 31, 2017
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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