A candle idea

Not the brightest idea one can come up with but enough to get the job done.

Shit, can you help get this bottle out of that hole?

Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)

by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020

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A candle idea

Not the brightest idea someone can come up with, but enough to get the job done.

Shit, I dropped my wallet down there. Can you help me get it out?

Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)

by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020

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Yankee candle

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.

Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!

by White frosting December 7, 2020

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Candle lighting

Opposite of gas lighting; to support another persons ideas, beliefs, convictions

“My husband is very supportive, he’s always candle lighting my ideas

by kswissss008 November 20, 2021

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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 16, 2021

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