crusty

a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs

Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.

by MPM38 May 12, 2010

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

Crusty whore

A whore is crusty due to over use.

You are a crusty whore

by franks February 2, 2005

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010