Definitions by Matteezzy

Howdy Dandy 

When a girl gives you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth, then you make out and you drink it out of her mouth....

Hey Ben! I gave kaila a awsome howdy dandy the other night!

Howdy Dandy by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Crusty Cornhole 

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

Crusty Cornhole by Matteezzy February 24, 2009