Brandon

The act of getting a random erection

Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon

by Cortez The Pirate April 28, 2011

North Branch

Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.

North Branch is the lamest town on earth.

by samantha d. blair August 5, 2008

Blanco Nino

White boy. Also known as cracker, cracka, and gringo. This is an inverted sytax spanish phrase literally meaning "white boy" used in a ghetto voice over(none the less very cool) parody of the GI-Joe cartoon lessons.

1. Get in my truck Blanco Nino, I have candy.
2. STFU Blanco Nino, quit talking about the chapelle show.

by eliteskills.com April 25, 2004

Brandon Li

A tennis star!!! Number 1 tennis player. Likes Margaret Wang.

Brandon Li is really good at tennis.

by David Gim Lover 123 November 13, 2019

Brandon

An asian bitch with a Fine Ass. I mean a real set of cheeks. Like two gelatinized bowling balls packed in leather pants. A real coin slot. Just stick a dime in there and ride it all night long. I mean an ass sculpted from smooth marble by Michelangelo himself. Perked and ripe for the picking. An ass that the greek gods would pay tribute to. Plump and gushing like two stout pumpkins ready for harvest. A real feast. A buffet of baked goods, steaming with purity. Two mouth watering, prize winning peaches crammed in skinny jeans. Practically begging for a nose to be nestled betwixt the pair of firm, smooth baby heads; glistening with the glow of rectitude and elegance.

You can tell he's a Brandon because of the two basket balls in his pants; practically bursting at the seams with grace!

by Harambe69420 April 15, 2020

brandon

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon today 😍

by fatherisme February 26, 2022

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009