blumpelstilskin

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio January 13, 2008

bumper head

1. A person who copies everything they see others doing.
2. A trend follower; someone lacking originality.
3. A biter.

I bought a Rolex. Two weeks later Jay went out and bought a watch just like mine. Damn bumper head.

by E. Richmond, III June 27, 2006

Bumpersticker

Often precreated picture messages u Its a great way of letting the person and everyone who looks at their profile know what your relationship means to you.

Judging from her bumperstickers, Jacqui and Shaina are good friends, and they have a lot of inside jokes.

by Jacqueline b August 26, 2008

chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

bumper biscuit

A bumper biscuit is when you take a dump on a nemesis', rival, or friends car bumper. Mostly done by high school or college age boys, well known at the Virginia Military Institute (VMA).

Dude, all that corn and nuts paid off. I dumped a bumper biscuit on that idiot Jason's car that was worthy of the yearbook.

by Snake Charmer September 25, 2006

Bumper

A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.

She was a bumper this chick was. I had to have her then and there.

by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

bunny bumper

old man the fuck grls under 3 yr old.

i hope to become a bunny bumper

by Anonymous May 30, 2003