Bertianismos

A new religion which will have its first believers after a zombie apocalypse. It will be about admiring and worshipping Bertos a man with a perfect vocabulary which consisted of "your mom" and "hihihihiiiiii". He will be the new god to the new world and his apprentice Lorentis will show to the world what a great man and a leader he was

Believers of Bertianismos: Oh HEIL GRANDE BERTOS

by Holy Zafeiriou Bible June 22, 2022

Bertha

A lovely machine from that 80s British kids show of the same name. Yet no one talks about this show apparently.

“Good Ol’ Bertha!”
“BERTHA IS BEST!”

by FlyingPotato1234 August 2, 2022

Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”

by Dan.Solo.Chicago October 6, 2022

berthia

berthia slays the day!!!!!!! shes funny, smart, and kind! if you see this, you owe her and her bestie lani takis. give it to them now!!!!!!!

person 1: berthia is so cool omg
person 2: fr shes awesome slayyy

by jnkfcdeyhfceru December 13, 2022

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

bomokandi bertha

The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.

Did you hear Krystal made Poalo give her the bomokandi Bertha?

by TurfuckenTacos September 23, 2019