bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen

Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then

by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018

bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017

Bleach queen

Someone who overcomes great adversity in the face of puke and kicks that sickness’s ass with bleach. She is a holy rockstar and can do amazing things! And she will topple the capitalist patriarchy any day now!

That must have been hard... but she can do it, she’s a bleach queen after all.

by FireDragon!!! January 17, 2019

Bleach

a liquid used to pour in your eyes after seeing Donald Trump's nudes. It also can act as a drink if you're feeling dangerous.

"Hey Jim, you want to go to the store a buy some bleach with me? I need to pour it into my eyes because I just accidentally clicked on some NSFW content on reddit!"

by ToeSnacher42069 June 17, 2020

Bleach

Basically Holy Water To Atheists

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"

by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016

bleach

A mid anime that gets overshadowed by peak piece. The series is 6/10 on a good day which is extremely sad compared to 10/10 piece. Not a single good episode or chapter, the art is terrible, doesn't even touch half of one piece's manga sales even though it's part of the big 3. It's quite embarrassing how terrible bleach truly is.

bleach is mid. watch some one piece and move on with life you child.

by supremeluffy69 June 9, 2022