buddy blaster

When you blast a friend up the butt while either high or drunk.

"Dude get off billy, your a fricken buddy blaster!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

blaster

A male orgasm so powerful that anyone in its range will be killed. The power is not unlike that of a shotgun

Dolphin: i had a real blaster last night, the pool attendent is still floating around somewhere

by thisisbatcountry March 8, 2005

Ball blaster

A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.

To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Belly Blaster

When you come so hard into a chick, it goes through the vagina and into the abdomen and seeps out of the belly button.

"I gave my girlfriend a belly blaster. The I told that bitch to drive herself to the hospital because that's not even anatomically possible."

by Ball Nuts July 2, 2009

Vag blaster

A particularly powerful pussy fart that causes the vag owner either pain, arousal or embarrassment in the extreme.

I let go a pussy fart after Jim fucked me and I had an Vag blaster orgasm better than he's given me!

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005