Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell

Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.

by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021

hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

by AutismFest May 1, 2020

Blanket

A way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. Can be mistaken for sexual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. Other related actions are also "tea towelling" and "swiping".

"im going to blanket the shit out of you" "im going to blanket you all night long"

by blanketmaster123 October 29, 2011

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011