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bismark

after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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bismark

A biographical/geographical name that apparently very few people here can spell right. "Bismarck" is also a name of the German battleship that was sunk, what a pity.
Is an example of "bismark" really necessary? Go browse through an encyclopedia.
by Ottoman Turk October 2, 2005
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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine September 24, 2008
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biast

Someone who is stupid enough to misspell the word bias. Aka a opiniated retard.
1: dude fox news is so biast!!
2: RETARD!!! IT"S BIAS!!!!
by zbane1 April 13, 2010
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bismack

short clean word for bitch smack.
i just want to bismack that girl so bad.
by miss1993 June 30, 2010
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Bism

Bism is used in conversations between lovers, when one party is already involved with someone else. It is used when one party is trying to be "sensible" and not let themselves fall deeper into difficult, emotional, situations.
Follow your heart, jump in your car and come and move in with me. We are meant to be. Stop being bism!
by Wascally Wabbit 42 July 6, 2010
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