Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

nigger beatin

Beating a nigger with a stick

I was nigger beatin last week

by Redneckwhite boy 811 January 29, 2018

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Barting

When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.

My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!

by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.

When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.

by Tweeder September 19, 2006

bergin

To be addicted to alcohol but not be an alcoholic. In the act of wanting, drinking, booting, or digesting a drink. Can also qualify as being extremely hungover, meaning your still drunk after many hours of not drinking, have a pounding headache and are to sick to get up to get water without booting. Usually a person who is bergin, is in a situation where they are in blackout or wanting to blackout. To truely successfully berg you must be talked about by others as the fuckn man the morning after. Most who truely berg are respected among university and high school students as rolemodels. Amatures can not berg, berging takes years of practice and determination. Common questions while "pre-gaming" or the the morning after are "Hows your berg?" or "You Bergin Yet?". The act of bergin can never be truely defined, its like being hammered mentally, but being physically and emotionally sound. The act of bergin can never be ignored. People who are bergin stick out in a crowd like an obese chick trying to dance.

Im bergin hard

by chanceman1 March 21, 2011