keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

Rusty BeanBag

When men wipe their butts towards their penis, but catch there bag on the way. Thus creating the look of a Rusty Bean Bag

"Man I can't believe I wiped the wrong way again, now my bean bag is all rusty!!!"

by Massivo December 13, 2004

silly bean

A light hearted way of telling someone they have been a bit stupid.

a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".

by Lauren Turner November 1, 2007

Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.

Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Beaner

4'11 Hispanic man. Preferably with the signature white T shirt and paint stained blue jeans.

Look at that beaner outside the 7 eleven

by Pigeon May 21, 2015