Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

breaking dawn

The last chapter of the Twilight Saga which was an epic fail; can be used to refer to epic fails.

That movie was such a Breaking Dawn.

by jacay October 14, 2008

Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009

Polar Bearing

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds

Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.

by Pep14 December 17, 2008

beamin

a versatile phrase to describe someone or something that's legit in ya face. something that is obviously, blatantly, and obnoxiously OUT THERE.

Yo is this bling i just bought big enough?
Yeah man, it's BEAMIN!

That girl's been staring at me for so long she's all up in my grill..why is she beamin at me???

Ugh I haven't gotten my hair done in ages...my roots are beamin!

by popo yoyo~1~ April 1, 2009

Breaking Dawn

1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire

Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.

by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009

breakin it

a slang term used to describe one is taking a break from work or strenuous activity.

michael acts like he doesn't even have to study for finals; he is always breakin it.

by erieee December 11, 2009