Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021

Scam Banged

1. Feeling the pinch of this recession due to some scams by some executives which helped create one of the worlds worst recessions. 2. Feels poor or has no money. 3. Feels ripped off. Derives from Gang Bang but here your banged by some executive scams instead.

1. "I lost everything, I got scam banged"

2. Q "got any money" A "No Im scam banged"

3. "That bank scam banged me"

by OE is me February 10, 2009

douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009

brown bagged

The first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have coarse diaheria on the bed. Once the deed is complete you will dip you genitals into the pile of feces. After you have completed the smearing of shit on your ball bag, you proceed to tea bag her. Now that shes full of shit, you turn her face down and smear her face on the shitty bed sheets.

My dad loves being brown bagged!

by ifucksluts March 30, 2008

burged

verb-
1. to be in a situation where you are stopped by an Ice berg

2. to move from a small city to a large one (comes from when people in small towns or farms migrated to larger cities some major ones which had "Burg" in them were offen used to describe the process)

1. In Alaska we got burged a lot

2. Tim got burged from Springer to Austin

by weer6e July 1, 2007

banged

had sex with/ fucked

I banged her so good last night

by MAC 'N' TAN June 2, 2018

You Just Got Berged!

A offensive saying that may offend many people. You got Pwned, nOObed, owned, or shanked. Usually for Counter-Strike when some one headshot shanks you. Relating to the Iraqi Beheading incident with Nick Berg. A Threat towards someone by sliding your thumb across you throat like a knife.

Ex. 1
Player 1 : LOL OMFG U JUST GOT BERGED!!
Player 2 : Wtf??!?!!? Berged?
Player 1 : Nick Berg... beheading.

Ex. 2
OHH you got BERGED!!

Ex. 3
I'm gonna Nick Berg you.
Nick Berg.

by Honginator October 5, 2004