Long-Backed Aubrey

Just a big tall long back bitch. Nobody likes her at all. Some of the weird niggas do.

“Did you see that long-backed Aubrey over there?”

by Crazy White Smelvin September 3, 2022

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

Bachelorette

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.

I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.

by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

broad-backed

Screwing a 400lb woman or man in the butt with out a condom.

Man, I got so drunk last night, you should see the chick I broad-backed. God, I hope that was a chick.

by Deaf music man February 5, 2010

Arch Backed

Protective and defensive over a matter

Then she got all arch backed when I said she could do with losing a few pounds

by Yasdnil March 15, 2014

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020