assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

Assburn

slang term for aspirin

gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!

by Darren December 15, 2002

Assbait

A person who's thinking about fucking underage girls/boys and is being warned if they do, they will go to jail and be passed around like someone's bitch.

"He's going to jail for fucking that 14yr girl, and he is assbait when he goes in".

by ShumbaMan75 October 21, 2008

Nut ass b*tch

To be stupid,

you f*in nut ass bitch! Look at these nut ass b*tchesZ!

by Melah August 7, 2003

assbunny

Constanza. You know.

"You are such an assbunny."

by Secret Squirrel March 10, 2005

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016