Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

arse king

A dumb ass who was once semi-cool but is now a hopeless mediocrity.

Tricky is the last true arse king.

by Lyman Ward. May 15, 2004

arse bun

when one's arse hair/spiders are so out of control that they must be tied up in a bundle of hair; like a ponytail/bun.

see arse spiders.

your arse bun's showing...or is that piles...

by eva hertz June 20, 2006

arse slupper

someone who licks arse

a bird was suckin my nuts the next thing i knew she was slurpping my starfish and i thought what a dirty arse slupper.

by jaun karlos montoya June 25, 2006

arse rash

A rash between your bumcrack caused by a sweaty arse, loose boxers and excesive walking will also cause Bow leg

man my cheeks are sore i think ive got arse rash

by Robj2502 July 24, 2007

Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011