orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili

JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!

by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

Trash Apple

Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.

Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.

Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.

by Jake_Lazer July 3, 2011

Applebees

Food chain restaurant in which employees are driven to insanity from being forced to work ridiculous hours at poor wages and deal with with cheap, ignorant customers and their undisciplined spawn (whose goal is to do nothing more than cover every open space with the food ordered for them and to shout at the top of their lungs) who wouldn't do half of the tasks asked of the employees for double of what they leave in tips and gratuity is still a nonexistent dream. Food quality varies on location but is susceptible to generalization. Cheese is a must for every dish.

That party of twenty just left me forty cents on a two hundred dollar check. But they enjoyed their cheese. Welcome to working at Applebees!

by Struggling Optimist February 10, 2010

apple sider

A sexual position used during applecourse due to the side-slung location of male apple genitalia

After a long day in the cold, he was ready for a hot apple sider

by All Access Andy February 4, 2009

adam's apple

The lump at the front of the neck, in men and some women, that is caused by the angle of the thyroid cartilage surrounding the larynx.

Webster's 1913 dictionary states that the term "… is so called from a notion that it was caused by the forbidden fruit, (an apple) sticking in the throat of our first parent."

"I can see your adam's apple. Sometimes I wonder who thought of calling it an "adam's apple". They must have felt really cool though when everyone started calling it that."

by ERINsistable December 10, 2008

Apple Fanboy

Someone who bows before an apple shrine 2 times a day (sunrise and sunset). Usually ignorant and having a go at Microsoft and Google nerds.

- Have you seen that ignorant prick applefboy spreading his crap about Microsoft all over Twitter?
- Yeah, what an apple fanboy!

by applefboy November 14, 2010