noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedock community and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.
I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.
by Lord of the Turd July 26, 2008
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It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.
It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.
by you-are-so-my-cup-of-tea March 14, 2015
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Sean: "Man, my girlfriend really pissed me off last night."
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
by TornIn2 January 16, 2011
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Yesterday, I became an Instituted Acolyte
Altar boy: I want to be Instituted Acolyte
MC: Your too young kid. Maybe sometime in the future.
Altar boy: I want to be Instituted Acolyte
MC: Your too young kid. Maybe sometime in the future.
by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022
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But to avoid any confusion, Sheen clarifies, "It's a little bit of a half-apology. An apol."
But to avoid any confusion, Sheen clarifies, "It's a little bit of a half-apology. An apol."
by giantqtipz March 26, 2011
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Pay to Apollo Quiboloy or you will get evicted to Earth.
Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.
Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.
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