Anti-claus

Leader of the forces waging war on Christmas.

Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it.

by Patrick E. Parker January 13, 2007

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

anti pwn

1) Not the pwn, but just the oppsite.
2) A person who thinks they are the Shit but they are not
3) A retard who thinks he knows all about video games

Dude, Adam is the anti pwn

by Eoy February 28, 2008

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

Anti-Pasta

The negative version of pasta.

If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Anti-President

Any figure in a Republic who claims to be the President of that specific nation despite not being elected by the popular vote OR claiming to be the President even whilst an elected President is in office.

Jefferson Davis, as head of the Confederate States of America, could be considered an 'Anti-President'.

by Tyburn January 15, 2013

Anti-2nd

1. (adj) Describes anything or anyone that challenges/detests the 2nd Amendment of the US.

2. (n)(capitalized) A person fitting the above description.

1. The Brady Bill is very anti-2nd.
1. President Obama signed a few executive actions that have anti-2nd undertones.

2. Mass shootings seems to make all the Anti-2nds come out of the woodwork.
2. "I don't like all the Anti-2nds in Washington."

by Yargengee January 18, 2013