Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.

Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

by mwiener13 December 2, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012

Alaskan Corndog

An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.

Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.

by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

by atom balm February 15, 2006

alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009