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A plain, simple tom-boy, whose wit and smarts will tak you by storm. The muscular, athletic weirdo with the friends that usually wouldn't talk to her, if it weren't fr her awesomeness,who love her for her humor, and because she's NOT afraid to be herslef. She will be nice to you one day, then the next, she'll turn on you and never speak to you again. Be careful to not piss that bitch off, because she'll bitch slap your ass!!!
That bitch Alana just kicked my ass!!!
Alana by TheBitchyTruth May 31, 2010
The most gorgeous person in the room, claims she's ugly... but the guys say different! Alana's usually are tall-ish, are white skinned, light red hair, and lots of freckles. Alana's are also nice and cares about others feelings usually more than her's . She sings like an angel and walks like a beast. Guys just can't help but fall in love easy with the marvelous Alana. She doesn't even need makeup because her skin is flawless. If you have a chance to be friends/boyfriend with an Alana don't lose that opportunity!
Wow, you know that girl Alana?

Yep, she's perfect!
Alana by Ginger Lady😘 April 24, 2018
usually small, redheaded an the most loved person in the world, one sexy ass mofo!!!!

refered to in the llamma song :D
id do her ;) wow she must be an alannah!
alannah by mofo muddafcuker August 21, 2009
If your name is Alana, you are very lucky. Most Alana's end up meeting their idol early on, and loving them for a very long time.
Alana has met her idol twice this year! She needs to teach me how she does it.
Alana by wtfKYLE November 10, 2018
Alayna is an amazing person, she’s so beautiful and strong. Her best friend is usually someone named Rayne, they love too skate and LOVE memes.
Alayna and Rayne are so amazing! I wish I was like them.
Alayna by omgcrabs November 7, 2020
She’s beautiful, perfect, and everything about her is absolutely wonderful. Her tits are huge. Down to platonically fuck but she isn’t a thot.
Damn I wish Alana were here right now I need me a glance at her chest, haven’t had the best day.
Alana by Jejfucussjja November 7, 2017