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afflecking

Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
by Dodgethesnail April 20, 2016
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affluenza

When someone wants nothing more to accumulate goods (and) or wealth.
Random Person: Wow, looks like that person has affluenza!
by AlphaWolfess February 16, 2005
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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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white affliction

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017
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Affirmative reaction

Affirmative reaction the person responsible for hiring employees crosses the line and illegally excludes qualified people from consideration because of their personal, political, spiritual, and/or economic beliefs.
Monica could you please explain your employment practices?

Yes, we have affirmative reaction. We exclude everyone who will not agree with us on every decision. We want some one who will not question bad judgement and illegal activities. This is a very open policy, many of these people are highly unqualified, and who would not normally be hired.
by mlhiss October 18, 2008
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Affair bait

A woman who, whether intentionally or not, makes you consider cheating on your wife.

She is often your wife's younger, sexier sister or friend, that you flirt with because you really want to screw her brains out. However she could just be a random slut you encounter in a bar, shopping mall, or on the street. Affair bait typically does things that your wife doesn't, like give head and have anal sex.
My wife's friend just texted me, saying she's super horny, drunk, and lonely ... God she's total affair bait. Too bad I'm stuck at home watching 20/20 on television with my lame wife.
by Alex Guy November 22, 2011
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Facebook Affair

Like a real Affair, a Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on Facebook. The relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. The Facebook Affair ranges from them sexting eachother and having very sexual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother "cute" nicknames like "honey" and "boo".

This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
Jack: Hey, did you hear Bill got fired?
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...

Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
by BlueHeart the illest August 16, 2011
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