Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Accidental Abiosis

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cd in stores soon!

HEY man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock! \m/

by anonymous September 20, 2003

Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009

accidentally dreadful

a situation that down right blows ass; but not intentionally

Heather: I swatted a spider and it landed on my baby's face.

Kayla: Oh, My God - that's accidentally dreadful!

by smorava July 30, 2008

AccidenTerry

v. To do something accidentally on purpose to a sleeping Terry.

Josh AccidenTerry grabbed Terry last nigh. XD

by NotCaffin July 21, 2010

Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.

Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.

by OhShizzNotAgain March 30, 2011

Accidementally

Describing a particularly ridiculous mishap, esp. one incurred by an accident-prone person.

Person 1: "Jimbo accidementally glued his hand to his face."

Person 2: "Again?!"

by Squeegy_Beckenheim November 1, 2012