Evil Ellen

When a girl is mean to her core.

My god how mean is Ellen? She scares me :(.

Boy 1: Yo that girl is tight!
Boy 2: Nah blud that ho is a massive evil Ellen.

by BigDaddyMaysmor January 21, 2011

Evil Bobblehead

creepy, sadistic little smiling toy that looks cute and funny. When it says "yes" it really means "no" it makes you want to kill yourself. He waits for you in the dark lounge at night. If you don't kill yourself the evil bobblehead will.................

Trisha "i bought this bobblehead at the toy store cause it looked so cute and now it keeps staring at me."

Edward"dud it want's to kill you. Watch your back it is a evil bobblehead!!!!"

by scarletwitch November 15, 2011

evil dick

A rotten dildo collector from limerick Saskatchewan

Evil dick sure has a lot of dildos

by stinkhole jammer February 7, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
“I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

evil man

a very vile and dishonorable being

this evil man killed everyone but showed 0 empathy

by nonekopopo November 10, 2020