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lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating
After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."
Zoom by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder 

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
Fancy having a zoom coffee sometime?
Zoom Coffee by Lilybaby August 5, 2021
The state of being higher than you've ever been before.
Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."
Zoom by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021
The app that replaced Skype.
Let's set up a Zoom meeting.
Zoom by PomuHub September 7, 2021

zoom pig 

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.
Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.
zoom pig by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021